EXACT NATURE

sandyaustin:

From Chapter 2 of Exact Nature:
     She and her best friend Kitty loved looking at her mother’s Playgirl Magazines. Kitty had flipped out at the photo of the Hagar Brother’s from Hee Haw posing naked except for their banjos covering their private parts.  That cracked Ada Mae up, watching Kitty reel back and scream “EEEEEEUUUUW, GROSS!” over and over again. Kitty acted like she was going to throw up, which made Ada Mae deliriously happy.  She loved that Kitty was shocked at the things her parents did.  Like the time when her mother had shown the girls her new breast implants, Ada Mae had been forced to reassure Kitty who didn’t understand why she had stitches and was afraid her nipples would fall off.

sandyaustin:

From Chapter 2 of Exact Nature:

     She and her best friend Kitty loved looking at her mother’s Playgirl Magazines. Kitty had flipped out at the photo of the Hagar Brother’s from Hee Haw posing naked except for their banjos covering their private parts.  That cracked Ada Mae up, watching Kitty reel back and scream “EEEEEEUUUUW, GROSS!” over and over again. Kitty acted like she was going to throw up, which made Ada Mae deliriously happy.  She loved that Kitty was shocked at the things her parents did.  Like the time when her mother had shown the girls her new breast implants, Ada Mae had been forced to reassure Kitty who didn’t understand why she had stitches and was afraid her nipples would fall off.

Dear Sandy,
I’ve cancelled my plans to run for President.
I am tired of trying to be important.  And I have better things to do.
Sincerely, Papa

Dear Sandy,

I’ve cancelled my plans to run for President.

I am tired of trying to be important.  And I have better things to do.

Sincerely, Papa

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sandyaustin:

From Chapter 7, EXACT NATURE.

You Can Take the Girl out of the Fire

sandyaustin:

I had a supernatural childhood. My family lived along the Indian River, across from Cape Kennedy on the Florida Space Coast. In the 1970’s, Cocoa was a sleepy, swampy town that had the flavor of not-enough salt in its broth. It had been a contender for housing NASA workers, but Houston got the big…

theonion:

New Rec Room Has Everything A Teen Could Want, Reports Church Youth Pastor

theonion:

New Rec Room Has Everything A Teen Could Want, Reports Church Youth Pastor

superseventies:

Fashion from Native Funk & Flash, 1974.

superseventies:

Fashion from Native Funk & Flash, 1974.

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The Tourist

Music by Brian Mello

This guy slays me.

monolithzine:

The moon and Venus as seen by the Clementine probe in 1994.

monolithzine:

The moon and Venus as seen by the Clementine probe in 1994.

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space-pics:

How does this crap keep on cropping up?http://space-pics.tumblr.com/

space-pics:

How does this crap keep on cropping up?
http://space-pics.tumblr.com/

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